Ecstasy Review

so on the friday after edward got here, we picked up some trojan ecstasy condoms. i really thought these were gonna blow our minds and feel amazing. boy was i wrong.

first, they're kinda big. edward is average down there, and these appeared to be for like a fat sausage. the shape is just odd, and really loose at the top (see image at the right).

second, while we went at it, the sensation felt nice. i thought, alright, i can ignore the size and looseness since it does feel good. however, after we finished our first round and tried to fuck again later, it was weird. i felt mentally turned on. ever down there felt turned on, but i wasn't wet. inside i was a little, but when i rubbed myself it hurt, and i couldn't get a finger in. when edward tried to push himself into me, it fucking killed. i felt like i was losing my virginity all over again. even when he licked me down there, it hurt. fingers, tongue, dick all hurt me. even when i touched myself it really hurt. i wasn't wet and i felt so much discomfort in my lady bits. it felt incredibly tender and sore.

i had him check me out down there and he said it looked red and swollen. i had an allergic reaction to the lubricant. the lubricant is different from the one on the trojan ultra ribbed condoms, and it totally made me swollen down there :( to say the least, it killed the mood. we couldn't have sex even though i was so turned on, it just hurt too fucking much. so, we're sticking to the ultra ribbed ones. i would not recommend the ecstasy ones if you have sensitive skin down there. it's not that much of a difference and certainly not worth the discomfort/pain.

god damn that's a big picture of the condom. too bad it won't let me size it down. arrg.